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“Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.”
― Magic Bleeds
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.”
― Magic Bleeds
“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”
― One Foot in the Grave
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”
― One Foot in the Grave
“She's my kitten, and no one else's.”
― One Foot in the Grave
― One Foot in the Grave
“Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...”
― Magic Bites
― Magic Bites
“You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.”
― Magic Burns
― Magic Burns
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