Michael
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“Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?”
― This is a Book
― This is a Book

“I was an "Omnivore." Like a lot of people, I didn't know any better. Then I read a couple of books. One of them was called How Chickens Are Raped Before You Eat Them. Another was called Hotdogs and Fingertips. I also read The Cow Feces Dilemma as well as Barf, STDs and Veal.”
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“REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.”
― This is a Book
― This is a Book
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