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Michael
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“If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.”
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“Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!”
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“Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”
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“About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like, 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.”
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“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.”
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