Thierry Wasserman

“Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying.”
― Iain M. Banks, Against a Dark Background

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”
― Felicia Day

“Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot”
― Iain M. Banks