“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
― Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
― Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
“I think people believe in heaven because they don't like the idea of dying, because they want to carry on living and they don't like the idea that other people will move into their house and put their things into the rubbish.”
― The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
― The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
“Someone once wrote that musicians are touched on the shoulder by God, and I think it's true. You can make other people happy with music, but you can make yourself happy too. Because of my music, I have never known loneliness and never been depressed.”
― Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
― Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
“If you go to Atlanta, the first question people ask you is, "What's your business?" In Macon they ask, "Where do you go to church?" In Augusta they ask your grandmother's maiden name. But in Savannah the first question people ask you is "What would you like to drink?”
― Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
― Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
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