Dany

“Alec and I are unafraid to express our manly love,” said Jace. “Sometimes he carries me around like a swooning damsel.”
“Really?” said Kit.
“No,” said Jace. “I’m very heavy, especially when fully armed. What did you want to talk to me about?”
“Actually, that,” said Kit.
“My weight?”
― Cassandra Clare, Queen of Air and Darkness

“It might have a slight hallucinatory effect, though."
"That explains why I can see seven of you," Magnus said to Alec. "My ultimate fantasy."
Dru covered Tavvy's ears, though Tavvy was playing with a Slinky Alec had given him and appeared deaf to the world.
Magnus pointed. "That one of you over there is extremely attractive, Alexander."
"That's a vase," said Helen.
Magnus squinted at it. "I'd be willing to buy it from you.”
― Cassandra Clare, Queen of Air and Darkness