Christopher

“Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“So, how’s it going? You seeing some art and history or you too busy trying to slap your pecker against anything with a wet spot?” “No, I saw some art. We spent like two hours in the Louvre.” “Nice. Two thousand years of priceless works of art and you bust through it in two hours. Eat shit, da Vinci,” he said. “Where you heading next?”
― Justin Halpern, I Suck at Girls

“But the laughter was like a water bug on a pond, skating across the surface of his mind. He was amused and he laughed, but nothing was deeply funny; life was simply stupid most of the time.”
― John Sandford, Secret Prey

“I’m not sure I can think of anything sadder than a homeless person with a homeless dog.”
― Chris Bohjalian, Close Your Eyes, Hold Hands