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“Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.”
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“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why?
Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
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Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not?
Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.”
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“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.”
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Haley’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Haley’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
159 books
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3 friends
4,056 books
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40 friends
269 books
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9 friends
119 books
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8 friends
31 books
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25 friends
35 books
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7 friends
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