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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
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“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”
― Monstrous Regiment
― Monstrous Regiment
“Real children do not go hoppity skip unless they are on drugs.”
― Hogfather
― Hogfather
“Even a really bad creator would at least have started with Earth, Air, Fire, Water and Surprise.”
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“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”
― Hogfather
― Hogfather
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