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“Stories. They only belong to the people if the people demand to speak.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“First off, contrary to popular belief, I'm as human as you are. One of us should probably be ashamed of that. I'm not entirely sure that it's me.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“Punching your companions is unhelpful. Go into the forest and practice unarmed combat against a tree.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“I am a Namer.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
“There's not a lot in this world as motivational as a firm belief in an unbending universal morality which just happens to place you on the side of the angels.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
― There and Never, Ever Back Again: Diary of a Dark Lord
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