Michael Morales

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

“when you're cool for twenty,
you get paid for twenty-one.”
― Miguel Pinero

“BRODIE:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.”
― Kevin Smith, Mallrats

“Both destiny's kisses and its dope-slaps illustrate an individual person's basic personal powerlessness over the really meaningful events in his life: i.e. almost nothing important that ever happens to you happens because you engineer it. Destiny has no beeper; destiny always leans trenchcoated out of an alley with some sort of Psst that you usually can't even hear because you're in such a rush to or from something important you've tried to engineer.”
― David Foster Wallace