Sam

“Nehra frowned. “Do you always run headlong into certain death?” “Sometimes he walks,” Dariana said. “Occasionally he shuffles. Once I’m pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death.” Nehra rolled her eyes. “You risk your lives on foolish odds.”
― Sebastien de Castell, Knight's Shadow

“I don't expect life to make sense," he said after a few moments, "but it could certainly be pleasant if it would stop kicking us in the balls.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“I was a little busy being shot at.” “Busy? Aw, mate. It doesn’t take any effort at all to get shot at.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law

“There’s a trick to fighting on the deck of a ship. I don’t know what it is, but I fully intend to find out one day.”
― Sebastien de Castell, Tyrant's Throne