Mel

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
― Dave Barry

“Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?”
― Justina Chen Headley, North of Beautiful

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“Sleep is God. Go worship.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks