Stephanie

“I didn’t want you to remember this day because of the scarf. So I thought instead you could remember it as the day your Granny broke into a zoo—” “And escaped from a hospital,” Elsa says with a grin. “And escaped from a hospital,” says Granny with a grin. “And threw turds at the police.” “Actually, it was soil! Or mainly soil, anyway.” “Changing memories is a good superpower, I suppose.” Granny shrugs. “If you can’t get rid of the bad, you have to top it up with more goody stuff.”
― Fredrik Backman, My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry

“He pushed the page down again. 'No, you stay still, sonny. Else you'll just be a paragraph”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“The Luggage was also extremely protective of its owner. It would be hard to describe its attitude to the rest of creation, but one could start with the phrase “bloody-minded malevolence” and work up from there. Conina”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“...the type of hat known in various parts of the multiverse as 'bowler', 'derby' or 'the one that makes you look a bit of a tit”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather