Adicta_a_los_libross

“Bludgeoning, but the puppy is only to be hit exactly 7 times, and once this is completed, exactly 33.55 kg of Kingsford brand charcoal is to be placed on the puppy. 3 Samsung Galaxy s6 mobile phones are to placed around the puppy in a triangular formation, and each phone is to have both "Premium Tetris" and "Dog Barking Translator" installed on them. Once this is done, put a thermonuclear bomb inside the machine that is exactly 3 cm in width and 10 cm in height, and it is to be placed on the second Samsung Galaxy s6 placed in there. It is to be detonated using a functioning remote control made entirely out of sausages.”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series Two Field Manual

“La primera lección de un guerrero,” dijo, “es aprender a vivir con los que te odian. Te guste o no, vas a terminar peleando lado a lado con ellos, dependiendo en ellos por tu vida. Muchas veces tus peores enemigos no vendrán de afuera sino desde adentro.”
― Morgan Rice, El despertar de los dragones

“I’m gonna head back to the battlefield. Take good care of him, please.” “I will.” With that said, I ran back to my squad. “What’s going on?” I asked Rodriquez as I arrived. “Jake and Isaac are going at it,” the knight replied. In the distance, all I saw were orange blurs jumping and zigzagging everywhere around the elder dragon. “They’re doing it. It’s working.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 45 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Con un buen disparo y falta de miedo,”
― Morgan Rice, El despertar de los dragones