Tina J

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“Well, I’m going to say goodbye. There’s only so much my ego can take. This was a great growth experience but I can’t say I’m eager to stand around and marinate in it. Please don’t come buy your muffin from me tomorrow. I hope wherever you do buy one, it has raisins in it.”
― Maisey Yates, Shoulda Been a Cowboy

“(Scene, not verbal quote)
He flung the door open…
And Jean-Luc popped through like a Whac-a-Mole.”
― Tonya Burrows, Broken Honor

“If you can get your big toe in front of the camera in that bunk, then we seriously have some new positions to try when you get home.”
― Carol Pavliska, Color Me Crazy