Martin

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

“We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”
― Bob Ross

“Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high!”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
― Robert Orben