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Jeff is Currently Reading

Jeff is currently reading

Clans War (The Way of the Shaman, #7)

by Vasily Mahanenko (Goodreads Author)

bookshelves: fantasy, fiction, litrpg, currently-reading

Reading for the 2nd time

read in April 2018

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Apr 22, 2018 09:05AM

Jeff’s Quotes

“Oh, monsters are scared," said Lettie. "That's why they're monsters.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

tags: monsters, scared

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“I don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own”
― Nikola Tesla

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“ What's silly is paying five bucks for hot milk and flavored syrup! But now I see what's really been going on all this time! They charge you all that money because they need it for the R & D! Somewhere on the outskirts of Seattle, there's a secret facility with higher security than Area 51, and inside there are men with poor eyesight and bad haircuts wearing white coats, and they're trying to make the Holy Grail of all coffee drinks.

The bacon latte?

No, Atticus, I already told you those exist! I'm talking about the prophecy! 'Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!'

Oberon, what the F---?”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

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“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. ”
― Stephen Hawking

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“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein

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