Luffy

“...Here's a note from my Optician explaining that from now on my eyes can only see screens. So until the school buys me an iPad I can't do my homework.”
― James Warwood, 49 Excuses for Not Doing Your Homework

“Go to your victim’s refrigerator and add food coloring to the milk, cottage cheese, sour cream, etc.”
― Full Sea Books, The One Minute Prank Book! 250 Quick and Easy Pranks & Practical Jokes

“Katniss Everdeen. A girl who lives in the Seam. Hunts in the woods. Trades in the Hob. I stare in the mirror as I try to remember who I am and who I am not. By the time I join the others, the pressure of Peeta’s arm around my shoulders feels alien. When the train makes a brief stop for fuel, we’re allowed to go outside for some fresh air. There’s no longer any need to guard us. Peeta and I walk down along the track, hand in hand, and I can’t find anything to say now that we’re alone. He stops to gather a bunch of wildflowers for me. When he presents them, I work hard to look pleased. Because he can’t know that the pink-and-white flowers are the tops of wild onions and only remind me of the hours I’ve spent gathering them with Gale. Gale. The idea of seeing Gale in a matter of hours makes my stomach churn. But why? I can’t quite frame it in my mind. I only know that I feel like”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“appeared into a world. I appeared with a huge explosion. My eyes were white, flames came from my hands. I asked myself “who am I?”. The answer came to me “I am herobrine”.”
― Pranaiy P., saga of herobrine