Unlegendary noob

“We’re only working with them temporarily,” said Devlin. “It’s not like we have to marry them and live with them for the rest of our lives, right?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 35 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I don't know if I should,” said Porkins. “Maybe the poor chap’s just scared.” “He's not a baby ocelot!” said Carl. “He’s a crazy killer with two iron arms!” “I thought iron arms were cool?” said Porkins. “Just shoot him!” yelled Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 30: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“CHAPTER ONE That Dude Can Monstermax "That dude can monstermax?" said Slimoth, looking up at Enderbrine. "We’re in big trouble.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 30: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“I like your new monstermax form, sister," said Necroth, as he beat his wings and rose into the”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 30: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel