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“Squash jumped on Zomboss's head. Zomboss grabbed Squash. Squash accidentally landed on Torch-wood. Torch-wood got SQUASHED by squash. Then squash set on fire. "Grrrrr...”
Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“A screwdriver hops into a taxi cab and says to the driver, "Screw you! ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”
Various, 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes

“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it.”
Mike Sov, I Like Poop

“Zomboss gave Repeater the Luigi's death stare.”
Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“This is the end of those Retarded Plants!”
Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

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