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“Squash jumped on Zomboss's head. Zomboss grabbed Squash. Squash accidentally landed on Torch-wood. Torch-wood got SQUASHED by squash. Then squash set on fire. "Grrrrr...”
― Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure
― Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure
“A screwdriver hops into a taxi cab and says to the driver, "Screw you! ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”
― 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes
― 101 Dirty Jokes - sexual and adult's jokes
“My thoughts on breast cancer: I'm okay with it. A tumor makes a girl's boobs bigger. So fuck it.”
― I Like Poop
― I Like Poop
“Zomboss gave Repeater the Luigi's death stare.”
― Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure
― Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure
“This is the end of those Retarded Plants!”
― Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure
― Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure
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