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“They’re not dead,” I told the goat. “They both have pulses.” “Oh.” The goat sighed. “Well, give them a few more hours and they’ll probably be dead.” “What is wrong with you?” “Everything,” said the goat.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sword of Summer

“Some of the best demigods have gotten their start by blowing up toilets.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
― Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian

“I have a doctor's note.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle