Paula

“We were wolves once / Wild and wary / Then we noticed you had sofas”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

“It's 8a.m. and time to rest
It's 10a.m. and time to relax
It's noon and time for repose
It's 3p.m. and time for shut-eye
It's 6p.m. and time for siesta
It's 9p.m. and time to slumber
It's midnight and time to snooze
It's 4a.m. and time to hang upside down from your bedroom ceiling, screaming.”
― Francesco Marciuliano

“LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME I-
Oh, uh, hello
I did not expect an answer
I did not expect an entrance
I did not expect this room to be so unbelievably dull
So, uh, goodbye”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

“Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it.”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs