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“We were wolves once / Wild and wary / Then we noticed you had sofas”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

tags: dogs, pets

12 likes

“Best not to ask "What is it?" until you finish rolling in it.”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs

tags: dogs, pets

4 likes

“LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
LET ME IN LET ME I-
Oh, uh, hello
I did not expect an answer
I did not expect an entrance
I did not expect this room to be so unbelievably dull
So, uh, goodbye”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

tags: cats, humor

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“They say there are
Twenty-four hours in a day
But I'm only up for three of them
And two I consider overtime”
― Francesco Marciuliano, I Could Pee on This: and Other Poems by Cats

tags: cats-humor

13 likes

“It's 8a.m. and time to rest
It's 10a.m. and time to relax
It's noon and time for repose
It's 3p.m. and time for shut-eye
It's 6p.m. and time for siesta
It's 9p.m. and time to slumber
It's midnight and time to snooze
It's 4a.m. and time to hang upside down from your bedroom ceiling, screaming.”
― Francesco Marciuliano

tags: cats, poetry

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