“Women can be fools in ninety-nine different ways but be pretty shrewd in the hundredth.”
― After the Funeral
― After the Funeral
“Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
― Mort
― Mort
“Egg, please,’ said Mort. He’d never plucked up the courage to try Albert’s porridge, which led a private life of its own in the depths of its saucepan and ate spoons.”
― Mort
― Mort
“And I have no sympathies for these kid-infested people whatsoever, always looking to show me how cute their kid is—No! Keep that thing away from me!”
― Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die
― Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die
“There was never any warning to a vision and they varied greatly in strength and duration. It was a difficult experience to explain to anyone outside of her family and those similarly affected, not least because she didn’t want a one way ticket to the funny farm.”
― Double Visions
― Double Visions
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