Maggie Matthews

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.”
― Carl Sandburg

“Blessed are the dumbfucks.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain