Hannah

“Whether Henry was a royal trendsetter or it was practical under their helmets, I didn’t know. I certainly couldn’t think of any other reason for having the most hideous hairstyle in a History that includes Donald Trump.”
― Jodi Taylor, A Second Chance

“Is it possible that you are unaware of the significance of cheese in a croquet tournament?”
― Jodi Taylor, And the Rest Is History

“Are you sexually active?’ ‘No. I usually just lie back and think of the Spartans.”
― Jodi Taylor, A Second Chance

“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind