Mark Hamilton

“Okay, everyone. You’ve had your fun at my expense. I may not have served in the military or been shot at, but I’m willing to go with you and see what this is all about. I’ll give it my best. I will not be a liability, but I won’t be cannon fodder either. Don’t make me tell you all to fuck off. I don’t like saying ‘fuck off,’ much less actually meaning that you can fuck off, but if fuck off you must, then fuck off you will. I consider you all to be my friends, of which I don’t have very many. Don’t make me tell you to fuck off. It would hurt me more than you fuck-offs.”
― Craig Martelle, Slave Trade

“I got the hell out of there. I have five sisters. Moody teenage girls scare me.”
― Terry Mancour, Necromancer

“when English rolled around. 'Romeo and Juliette' this term. Allow me to summarise: Love, cock-up, bad communication, sad ending; waste of time that could have been spent reading 'The Hobbit'.”
― HDA Roberts, Shadowborn's Terror

“The bounty hunter held no illusions about his soul. Heaven wouldn’t take him, and Hell probably would be too scared to let him in.”
― Michael Anderle, Feared by Hell