Mark Hamilton

“I got the hell out of there. I have five sisters. Moody teenage girls scare me.”
― Terry Mancour, Necromancer

“Have you seen the Magistrate’s quarters?” “What does that have to do with whether Tyler appreciates art or not?” Rivka demanded. “If he was artsy, he’d make you artsy, too.” “I’m artsy.” Lindy fired a full broadside across the bow. Red knew when the fight was lost. “I surrender because I’m not touching that one. I rescind my previous statements, withdraw my erroneous conclusion, and throw myself on the mercy of the court.” “You might as well throw yourself on the couch, because that’s where you’re sleeping,” Lindy noted,”
― Craig Martelle, The Art of Smuggling

“when English rolled around. 'Romeo and Juliette' this term. Allow me to summarise: Love, cock-up, bad communication, sad ending; waste of time that could have been spent reading 'The Hobbit'.”
― HDA Roberts, Shadowborn's Terror

“Okay, everyone. You’ve had your fun at my expense. I may not have served in the military or been shot at, but I’m willing to go with you and see what this is all about. I’ll give it my best. I will not be a liability, but I won’t be cannon fodder either. Don’t make me tell you all to fuck off. I don’t like saying ‘fuck off,’ much less actually meaning that you can fuck off, but if fuck off you must, then fuck off you will. I consider you all to be my friends, of which I don’t have very many. Don’t make me tell you to fuck off. It would hurt me more than you fuck-offs.”
― Craig Martelle, Slave Trade