Mark Hamilton

“prisoner was attacked by 87 Rank A criminals at xx Hours. The conclusion of the fight saw 86 dead and 1 mentally scarred for life, now submitted to the mental institution ward of the prison. Prisoner John is perfectly fine. Footage shows he acted out of self-defence. He was confined to his cell while awaiting the results of the investigation. No trouble since. Recommended Action: Don’t piss him off.”
― Pegaz, The Idle System

“when English rolled around. 'Romeo and Juliette' this term. Allow me to summarise: Love, cock-up, bad communication, sad ending; waste of time that could have been spent reading 'The Hobbit'.”
― HDA Roberts, Shadowborn's Terror

“Just wait until you’re trying to keep a woman happy. That’s the single most complicated thing a man can do.”
― Michael Anderle, Rejected by Heaven

“Alison. This damn amulet I’ve got under my shirt isn’t bonded to me, and I doubt it’s female. Then again, I can’t understand what it’s thinking most of the time and it likes to tell me what to do, so maybe it is.”
― Michael Anderle, Alison Brownstone