Mark Ford

“Relearn astonishment.”
― Elias Canetti

“No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.”
― Eugene Field

“The comic on the top of the stack catches my eye. Is this the end for Commander Justice? I wish, but of course it isn’t. I flip through the first few pages before tossing the candy-colored propaganda aside. “You really shouldn’t read this crap,” I tell Carl when he finally comes back into the room. “It can’t be doing anything for your confidence.” “I need to keep up with his latest crime-fighting techniques.” “No, you don’t. You need to shoot him in the face.”
― John Joseph Adams, The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination: Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius

“Zombies are like credit card payments. If you keep getting rid of the minimum amount, you'll never win.”
― Peter Clines, Ex-Heroes