Lacey Johnson

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat.

They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

“Anyone who isn't embarrassed of who they were last year probably isn't learning enough.”
― Alain de Botton

“They probably have me up on a poster by now. Warning: this girl is emotionally unstable. Do not allow near hot beverages.”
― Abby McDonald, Getting Over Garrett Delaney