Annie

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
― Théophile Gautier

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
― Jerry Seinfeld