Lindsey

“Any idiot can face a crisis; it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.”
― Anton Chekhov

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no later than the last date shown; and 3) Do not interfere with the nature of causality.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger