Allison Bianchi

“To be honest, the food scene in Tokyo was way easier to understand than the singles scene. It’s hard to figure out why sex and relationships have changed so dramatically, so quickly, and why so many people have turned inward—staying home alone, playing video games, or hanging out in cat cafés—rather than reaching out for one another. On”
― Aziz Ansari, Modern Romance: An Investigation

“11.   If you don’t eat pussy, keep walking.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please

“If you put a bunch of chameleons on top of a bunch of chameleons on top of a bowl of Skittles what would happen? Is that science? Because if so, I finally get why people want to do science.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“If you were a woman, you had far less time to find a man. True love? This guy has a job and a decent mustache. Lock it down, girl.  •”
― Aziz Ansari, Modern Romance: An Investigation