Allison Bianchi

“Making sure the person shared your interest in sushi and Wes Anderson movies and made you get a boner anytime you touched her hair would seem far too picky. Of”
― Aziz Ansari, Modern Romance: An Investigation

“That’s why all those records from high school sound so good. It’s not that the songs were better—it’s that we were listening to them with our friends, drunk for the first time on liqueurs, touching sweaty palms, staring for hours at a poster on the wall, not grossed out by carpet or dirt or crumpled, oily bedsheets. These songs and albums were the best ones because of how huge adolescence felt then, and how nostalgia recasts it now.”
― Carrie Brownstein, Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl: A Memoir

“I learned that I was getting way too good at a job that was not my life’s passion.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation. “I”
― Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection #1-3 with Bonus Material: The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window