Jeff Walden

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
― Horace Walpole

“He was getting to the point that he didn't understand why tax attorneys didn't just kill themselves.”
― Orson Scott Card, First Meetings in Ender's Universe

“Because never in my entire childhood did I feel like a child. I felt like a person all along―the same person that I am today.”
― Orson Scott Card, Ender’s Game

“The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.”
― Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson