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“Do you want to know why you don't meet my standards?" he asked.
She shook her head in mortification.
"Too late," he replied. "Here's my most important rule: Never have intercourse when one of the parties is in love with the other. It won't end well."
She gasped. "You arrogant cad! I'm not in love with you."
"I know." He didn't look away from her. "Isn't that what I said? Only one of us is in love, and it isn't you."
Violet stared at him. Her ears appeared to be working; her brain seemed to function. Tentatively, she added two and three and verified that they still made five.”
― The Countess Conspiracy
She shook her head in mortification.
"Too late," he replied. "Here's my most important rule: Never have intercourse when one of the parties is in love with the other. It won't end well."
She gasped. "You arrogant cad! I'm not in love with you."
"I know." He didn't look away from her. "Isn't that what I said? Only one of us is in love, and it isn't you."
Violet stared at him. Her ears appeared to be working; her brain seemed to function. Tentatively, she added two and three and verified that they still made five.”
― The Countess Conspiracy
“I love you. I will love you till the stars crumble, which is a less idle threat than is usual to lovers on parting.”
― The Hero and the Crown
― The Hero and the Crown
“Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.”
― The Magpie Lord
― The Magpie Lord
“I will not surrender my profession simply because men throughout history have been unduly enamored of their penises!" - Dr. Christine Putnam”
― Widdershins
― Widdershins
“It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.”
― Etiquette & Espionage
― Etiquette & Espionage
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