Katie

“Pretty sure that when Glad was planning their marketing campaign, they didn’t think their target market would be a bunch of middle-aged Chinese women arguing about how to best dispose of a body.”
― Jesse Q. Sutanto, Dial A for Aunties

“I’ve mainly been thinking about feet.” “Uh.” Okay, this is not where I thought the conversation was going to go. “Well, I’m glad that you’ve picked up a fetish since college . . . ?” I smile in what I hope is a very open-minded way. I think the smile ends up looking slightly demented. Nathan laughs. “Sorry, I wasn’t being clear. Though it’s interesting that that’s where your mind went.” “Oh, like there’s a different way to take ‘I’ve been thinking about feet’?”
― Jesse Q. Sutanto, Dial A for Aunties