Felisha

“First of all, why you would ask a man anything is beyond me.”
― Samantha Irby, Wow, No Thank You.

“So please, for the love of gender- go bloom. Or water someone else while they do.”
― S. Bear Bergman, The Nearest Exit May Be Behind You

“am a high-functioning depressed and anxious person. I know it can manifest in myriad ways, but mine are these: (1) extreme inertia, but never at the expense of my employment, so mostly bailing on friends who want to hang out and feeling extremely apathetic toward doing “fun” things that aren’t lying very still; (2) self-soothing with food, though never in shocking amounts, mostly just staring into the void while eating ice cream over the sink, then realizing, “oops, the pint is finished”; (3) fear of trying new things or venturing out of a comfort zone, clinging to childhood demons as a means of never actually having to move forward; (4) blistering resentment for the outwardly happy and seemingly well-adjusted.”
― Samantha Irby, Wow, No Thank You.

“Why has age made me better at so few things?”
― Samantha Irby, Wow, No Thank You.: Essays