“Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!”
― Transmetropolitan, Vol. 9: The Cure
― Transmetropolitan, Vol. 9: The Cure
“- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”
― Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.”
― Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street
“Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.”
― Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street
― Transmetropolitan, Vol. 1: Back on the Street
“Do you really want to be happy? You can begin by being appreciative of who you are and what you've got.”
― The Tao of Pooh
― The Tao of Pooh
“My standard for verisimilitude is simple and I came to it when I started to write prose narrative: fuck the average reader. I was always told to write for the average reader in my newspaper life. The average reader, as they meant it, was some suburban white subscriber with two-point-whatever kids and three-point-whatever cars and a dog and a cat and lawn furniture. He knows nothing and he needs everything explained to him right away, so that exposition becomes this incredible, story-killing burden. Fuck him. Fuck him to hell.”
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