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“I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.”
― The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
― The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club: True Tales from a Magnificent and Clumsy Life
“Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a positive outcome. Not good at all. That's the secret password that usually leaves me trying to find a ride home in the morning.”
― Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
― Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
“There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this.”
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“...Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people.”
― There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
― There's a (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going to Hell: A Novel of Sewer Pipes, Pageant Queens, and Big Trouble
James’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at James’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
1,476 books
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41 friends
1,116 books
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262 friends
1,685 books
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235 friends
840 books
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25 friends
267 books
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63 friends
110 books
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39 friends
271 books
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24 friends
103 books
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95 friends
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Favorite Genres
Adult Fiction, Art, Book Club, Cookbooks, Cooking, Ebooks, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Food, Paranormal, Philosophy, Poetry, Romance, Science, Science fiction, Self help, and Spirituality
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