Sydney

“You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know."
"Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want."
"Anything?"
"Anything that doesn't require doing anything."
"That's nothing, then."
"Is it?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's something.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

“After the somewhat homosexual images of another piercing another’s bottom flashed through my mind, I had a moment of clarity where my mind was clear, blank, empty.”
― Jack Garbarino, The Movement: How I got this body by never going to the gym in my life.

“Lingering is so very lonely when one lingers all alone.”
― Mervyn Peake, Titus Groan