Freya

“Die Krönung all der Häßlichkeiten dieses Universums und der bekannten Universen ist jedoch mit ziemlicher Sicherheit der Mensch. Die Menschen, sie sind so... Sie sind böse, gemein, verschlagen, selbstsüchtig, habgierig, grausam, wahnsinnig, sadistisch, opportunistisch, blutdürstig, schadenfroh, treulos, heuchlerisch, neidisch und - ja, das vor allem - strohdumm! Die Menschen, so sind die Menschen.”
― Akif Pirinçci, Felidae

“Just this one bowl,” Qibli said grumpily. “Because it’s the stupidest bowl in Pyrrhia.” Peril edged a little closer and peered at it. “Huh,” she said. “Looks like a norm — nope!” she interrupted herself, seeing the look on his face. “You’re right! Stupidest bowl I’ve ever seen! Can I join in? HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON’T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU’RE THE WORST! Ooh, this is great. Let’s do it every day! I feel much better.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Darkness of Dragons

“And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

“That’s right,” she said. “DIE, you little monster plants. May your roots always be thirsty and your seeds all meet a fiery death until you’re extinct forever! I HATE you!”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Escaping Peril