Freya

“Die Krönung all der Häßlichkeiten dieses Universums und der bekannten Universen ist jedoch mit ziemlicher Sicherheit der Mensch. Die Menschen, sie sind so... Sie sind böse, gemein, verschlagen, selbstsüchtig, habgierig, grausam, wahnsinnig, sadistisch, opportunistisch, blutdürstig, schadenfroh, treulos, heuchlerisch, neidisch und - ja, das vor allem - strohdumm! Die Menschen, so sind die Menschen.”
― Akif Pirinçci, Felidae

“It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

“Just this one bowl,” Qibli said grumpily. “Because it’s the stupidest bowl in Pyrrhia.” Peril edged a little closer and peered at it. “Huh,” she said. “Looks like a norm — nope!” she interrupted herself, seeing the look on his face. “You’re right! Stupidest bowl I’ve ever seen! Can I join in? HEY, BOWL, YOUR SHAPE IS INANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON’T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU’RE THE WORST! Ooh, this is great. Let’s do it every day! I feel much better.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, Darkness of Dragons

“General, may I take a nap? General, I need a papaya! General, my claws are tired! General, look, a butterfly! SOMEBODY IS GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP.”
― Tui T. Sutherland, The Dark Secret