Vicki

“Me: We adopted Bellamy last night. Obviously we need some time to adjust to parenthood. Daddy: I’m too young for grand sugar babies. Me: It’s too late. No take backs. You’re a grand sugar daddy now. Daddy: Imma buy my boys matching father-son outfits. Me: I approve. Make sure his says “mini me” on it.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer

“Why is it that you appear as solid as anyone, but Seti was transparent?” “English is a lovely enough language, but this word ‘ghost’ lacks greatly. There are two varieties of ghost, and they should never have been lumped together. The common kind are the Akhu, those are the kind one encounters every day. They are a temporary presence, destined to move on. That is why they are so desperate. Seti is one of those.” “And you are?” “A Sahu. In simple terms, I broke the cycle of reincarnation. I am…permanent.” “Immortal,” I clarified. “Immortal. Unless I break my own principles. Then, I too would have to start over…”
― del Blackwater, Dead Egyptians

“At least you don’t have to raise this one,” Fox murmurs, pulling me in for a hug. I consider that and shake my head. I do actually have to raise this one. He needs to learn to appreciate puns or he’s no kid of mine.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer

“Our First Child: *middle finger* Make sure the sitter is hot or I will run away. Me: Done.”
― Jennifer Cody, The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer