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You don’t choose to be born. You just are. And your birth is your destiny, some say. I say the hell with that. And I should know. I was born not just once but five times. And five times I learned the same lesson. Sometimes in life, you have
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“There's a reason Bath & Body Works doesn't have a line of products called Huge Fucking Squirrel.”
― Hammered
― Hammered
“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”
― Hammered
― Hammered
“When you're in the middle of a killing field and the fucking Chooser of the Slain tells you to do something, you do it.”
― Hounded
― Hounded
“Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.”
― Hounded
― Hounded
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