Brett

“Our theory is simply this: a person counts as an asshole when, and only when, he systematically allows himself to enjoy special advantages in interpersonal relations out of an entrenched sense of entitlement that immunizes him against the complaints of other people. (Because assholes are by and large men, we use the masculine pronoun “he” advisedly. We will suggest that women can be assholes as well. For the time being, think of Ann Coulter.”
― Aaron James, Assholes: A Theory

“It's hard to be sad when you're being useful.”
― Noah Hawley, Before the Fall

“Part of being in your twenties is not knowing an ally when you see one.”
― Patton Oswalt, Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film

“Resistance loves surfing the Web, vegging out in front of the TV, sticking to routine, not picking up the phone, hitting snooze, avoiding confrontation, making excuses, rumination, and isolation.”
― Mel Robbins, Stop Saying You're Fine: Discover a More Powerful You