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“It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River

“It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them life is safe, but not worth bothering with.”
― Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot

“A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.”
― Craig Ferguson

“For there to be betrayal, there would have to have been trust first.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games