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“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. ”
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“That there are such devices as firearms, as easy to operate as cigarette lighters and as cheap as toasters, capable at anybody's whim of killing Father or Fats or Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon or Martin Luther King, Jr., or a woman pushing a baby carriage, should be proof enough for anybody that being alive is a crock of shit.”
― Timequake
― Timequake
“But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals
Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .”
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Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten . . .”
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“I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a wasteful, disastrous subject; a wicked, cadging, lying, filthy, blasphemous and demoralizing subject. Christmas is forced on a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press: on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred; and anyone who looked back to it would be turned into a pillar of greasy sausages. ”
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Alfonso’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Alfonso’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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83 friends
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5,920 friends
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3,323 friends
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119 friends
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778 friends
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5,046 friends
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90 friends
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251 friends
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