Janet (iamltr)

“Rules for Peasants Reading This Book 1. Whilst reading this glorious and inspirational guide to life, a full prostration upon the floor (face down, arms outstretched) is preferred but a kneel is okay. But do it with feeling. And don’t try one of those half-hearted one-knees-bent poses! Kneeling means both knees!”
― Henry VIII, Unleash Your Inner Tudor: Henry VIII’s Inspirational Guide to a Completely Sizzling, Sparkly, Tyrannical, Much Wider, Demanding, and Sexier You

“Someone gave it to me as a gift.” Yikes. Getting a book called How to Survive a Horror Movie as a gift? That’s like your spouse signing you up for life insurance “which you’ll probably never even need.”
― Seth Grahame-Smith, How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

“Galen gave the slightest shake of his head. “Only to start. Theo and I have known each other a long time, and we’re very, very good at sharing.”
― Katee Robert, Theirs for the Night

“Nothing hides the ugly like a smile,” as her mother was so quick to say when life beat her down.”
― Michaelbrent Collings, Terminal