Cassie

“I, a woman, find wearing high heels agreeable only on the very rare occasion that (1) I will be ferried between destinations upon a palanquin or (2) I am going to a cocktail party and, at five feet two, don't want to spend the evening discussing the latest movies with somebody's nipples.”
― Lauren Collins

“Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

“This is because white people need to show off the books that they have read. Just as hunters will mount the heads of their kills, white people need to let people know that they have made their way through hundreds or even thousands of books.”
― Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions