Stu

“Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“What humans want most of all, is to be right. Even if we're being right about our own doom. If we believe there are monsters around the next corner ready to tear us apart, we would literally prefer to be right about the monsters, than to be shown to be wrong in the eyes of others and made to look foolish.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capitalism, democracy, and most religions.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“There are as many versions of a book as there are readers.”
― Matt Haig