Robert Kaufman

“You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Perhaps I would like a glass of whisky. Yes, that seems more likely.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“He didn't know why he had become president of the galaxy, except that it seemed a fun thing to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“After a while he played with the pencil and the paper again and was delighted when he discovered how to make a mark with the one on the other. Various noises continued outside, but he didn't know whether they were real or not. He then talked to his table for a week to see how it would react.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe