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The Will of the Many (Hierarchy, #1)

by James Islington (Goodreads Author)

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Jul 16, 2024 11:39AM

“Now then, let's come right down in here and put some nice big strong arms on these trees. Tree needs an arm too. It'll hold up the weight of the forest. Little bird has to have a place to set there. There he goes...”
― Bob Ross

tags: art, forest, little-bird, tree, weight-of-the-forest

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“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently.”
― Laura Vanderkam

tags: busy

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“Have you noticed that even the busiest people are never too busy to take time to tell you how busy they are?”
― Bob Talbert

tags: busy, humor

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“Computers can never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity.”
― Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book

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“Three people were going to the guillotine. The first was a lawyer, who was led to the platform, blindfolded, and had his head put on the block. The executioner pulled the lanyard, but nothing happened. To avoid a messy lawsuit, the authorities allowed the lawyer to go free. The next man to the guillotine was a priest. They put his head on the block and pulled the lanyard, but nothing happened. The blade didn’t come down. They thought it must have been divine intervention, so they let the priest go. The third man to the guillotine was an engineer. He waived his right to a blindfold, so they led him to the guillotine and put his head on the block. As he lay there, he said, “Hey, wait. I think I see your problem.”
― Garrison Keillor, A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book

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