Shruti

“And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, 'You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Immaturity